subway surfer

A person(mostly a graffiti artist or hobo) who travels the subway network most of the time lives there.

"It was that damn subway surfer again."

by That guy 87 February 5, 2019

surfing the net

Looking up anything on the internet. Going on websites

Jess was surfing the net.

by XXX February 1, 2005

surfence

a fence, made of surfboards. often found at beaches in areas highly populated by surf fanatics and residences of surf enthusiasts.

dude! i love your new surfence. its sick!

by <32surf November 24, 2010

Surf N Turf

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.

Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.

by porkrocket October 8, 2016

crumb surfing

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.

After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.

by Proudwolf February 14, 2007

sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012