smug

to be very happy with ones self when other are not

I shagged your wife in the ass- check out this smug grin

by G August 7, 2003

Smuggle Rasins

To have protruding nipples out of ones shirt

Man that girl is smuggling rasins even though she is in a sweater!

by Brendonn May 1, 2005

bone smugglin'

1) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured through any means of subterfuge. Considered illegal in some countries.
2) Any sexual act where the "penis" is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

1) Jefe was charged with felony posession of a controlled substance and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.
2)Mmmm baby, doggie wants to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

by Chuck Biscuts November 8, 2008

Jesus Smuggling

When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.

Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.

by Tybaltdavies July 21, 2019

smugattude

The look you get from someone (student, child, spouse, etc.) when you say something wrong and they correct you.

I know I mispronounced nuclear mitosis. You can wipe that smugattude off your face now.

by Silly Teacher September 17, 2019

tuna smuggler

A man that has not showered in over three days.

After a weekend of moving fishtanks, hunting goats, and breaking deaf girls hearts, Jason turned into quite the tuna smuggler.

by Mike Payne March 11, 2008

Scrabble Smugness

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).

Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.

by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009