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Subway Seat Shamer

Members of the public (social justice sociopaths) who feel compelled to targeted commuters on subway/mass transit lines to give up their seats to perceivably more deserving people, and if rejected, proceeds to take pictures of these commuters to shame on social media, often conveniently leaving out other more able-bodied commuters who are just as able to give up their seats, because then there will be nothing to post on social media.
"At first I didn't know why the seats were all empty on this train but all the commuters were standing. Then I heard a rumor that this subway line is very popular with Subway Seat Shamers. I was told there are hundreds of pictures of passengers taken on this subway line floating around on social media. The comments were brutal."
by theminoritydude June 23, 2016
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subway face

A typical new yorker face waiting for subway to come at early monday morning. Weary, tensed, pale, restlessness, stressed like black hole is just about to swallow our galaxy.
Guy 1: Dude look at that arse?

Guy 2: Subway face's killin' it.
by gjncp May 23, 2016
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Subway apple

A "subway apple" is an apple that had no blemishes and was of nice shape and color. These apples could be sold at higher prices to more affluent people in the city or to train commuters, hence the name.
"Walter threw the ugly apples into the bin for applesauce and took the subway apples to the station to sell."
by Appleseed12 January 1, 2017
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Subway Express

When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.
OMG Becky, did you just subway express me? That is so gross.
by Jade prince July 12, 2017
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Subway Pants

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.
" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"
by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017
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subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small
"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"
by Datdogtho September 1, 2018
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Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.
Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.
by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020
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