strifecro

A guy with crazy micro.

strifecro > micro

by ching chong June 2, 2003

Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie/Wedding" movie series.

Noun: Someone who is optimistic, self-centered, and completely oblivious to his effects on others.

Verb: When a person completely ruins something by obliviously being himself.

"Dude, we were having a good time, until Bob started dancing and completely stifflered the party."

by NewsBruin January 15, 2004

stiffy

A slang term for boner or erection

While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.

by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2004

stiffin'

to hate on, hatin' on me, anything hatin

Stop stiffin' on my new threads.

by G-Dizzle Nizzle January 9, 2008

stiffy killer

A girl so ugly that she immediately deflates a perfectly good hard-on by simply looking at you.

Things were going good at the party until, Rita brought her stiffy killer friend Bertha, and it was all down hill from there.

by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008

stiffy and tippy

when a person of the male gender has a large erection (stiffy), and needs to urinate , cannot sit down due to the stiffness,and unable to point his "stiffy", down all the way to make the urine into the toilet, he must stand on his tippy toes to get the right angle to urinate into the toilet . ussually takes place in the morning or right before sexual intercourse.

bro, had a stiffy this morning that wouldn't go away, had to stiffy and tippy it before my bladder exploded .

sorry for peeing all of the toilet , didn't realize I had to stiffy and tippy it until it was to late.

by Erewflow July 28, 2013

Stiff Bishop

A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.

After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017