A garment made of stretchy cotton intended primarily to embarass teenaged boys in gym class and secondarily to secure their wobbly bits from getting jostled.
Boys, if you don't wear your jock strap, then when you make that turnaround jump shot, you'll leave your family jewels on the floor.
by Jockwoof February 18, 2003
Guy 1: Aw guys, I can't take another shot, I gotta work in the morning.
Guy 2: Dude, strap on a set and take it.
Guy 1: Alright, alright lets do some peach schnnap shooters.
Guy 3: Waitress! Two tequilas and a peach schnapps for my friend here who forgot to strap on a set before getting here! Could you put a little pink umbrella on it?
Guy 2: Dude, strap on a set and take it.
Guy 1: Alright, alright lets do some peach schnnap shooters.
Guy 3: Waitress! Two tequilas and a peach schnapps for my friend here who forgot to strap on a set before getting here! Could you put a little pink umbrella on it?
by Rich L Smith October 20, 2005
Sam: "Hey man, I hope you strapped up messing with that forest whore!"
Korey: "Oppsie daisy!"
Sam: "Damn man! Maybe you should lay off the drinking."
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Korey: "Oh shit watch out! Here they come!"
Sam: "Be cool man, I stay strapped up."
Korey: "Oppsie daisy!"
Sam: "Damn man! Maybe you should lay off the drinking."
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Korey: "Oh shit watch out! Here they come!"
Sam: "Be cool man, I stay strapped up."
by Sam O November 16, 2006
by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018
One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.
Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.
Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.
Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."
"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"
"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"
"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 02, 2010
A toolbag douche with slanted horizontal lines for eyes. They excel in mathematics and suck at driving.
by Rim Job Pube November 03, 2015
A form of sex preformed by two lesbians by useing a strap on dick to simulate sex by a male to the other.
Ben: "Did you see all those furies last night?"
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."
Blake:"Yeah they where probably having strap on sex."
by TOMDARAK May 06, 2020