Stove

An old, beat up ghetto car.

Dude, can we cruise in your stove tonight ? Mine has a flat tire, and my mini spare is already on the back.

by cobbycobb May 14, 2022

father's stove

The inside of your father's butt

Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!

Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!

by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017

Wood stove

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.

Sure do miss having my wood stove.

by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025

Stoved

When you get hit or witness someone getting hit with a stove grate

Jake: Bro I heard Michael stoved his girlfriend
Jim: No way!

by garlicbreado October 19, 2021

Stove Dweller

Adjective... Female Chef

Son " mom please come play in the garden with me... it's a beautiful day...

Mom " ask your dad.. he said I must stay in the kitchen because I Stove Dweller

Why are you outside you bleddy Stove Dweller....

by GAZZAJOKES September 1, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Stoves<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Stoves<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Stoves<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025