stoners

A person or group of people who smoke toke marijuana. There are many types/references to what a "true stoner" is exactly. Main attribute of a good stoner are those who smoke out and get smoked out. Most stoners know it's good to know of different type of buds and the amt. weight in grams, kilos, lbs., ect. ... Most stoners smoke marijuana habitually, know that salvia is not marijuana by any means, know how to keep a low profile yet be open and also how to function while high.

Let's go toke up.
- Gosh we're such stoners
Huh?
- Nvm. Let's toke.

by TitsClitsBongHits March 23, 2007

Fake Stoner

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.

Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!

by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013

Christian Stoner

1. A person who smokes marijuana in order to feel more in touch with God.
2. A person who believes in God and smokes marijuana to the point of being high at least 10% of the time.

Priest: Thy sin-ith! Thy use-ith thy mind-altering-substance-ith!
Christian Stoner: I'm altering my mind so I can accept the spirit of the good Lord. It even says in the Bible that marijuana is the weed of God.

by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012

stoner

A stoner is someone who likes the smoke from the sacred herb.

Stoners of the world unite.

by DeRez September 9, 2004

Stoner

Having the title of a stoner can only truly be recieved by someone who has made blazing a part of their life. A stoner has one true love which is herb and will blaze all day everyday with his crew or whoever else wants to join. Someone who is carefree and just goes with it. Most true stoners have an outlook on life which is enlightened and can see how others are obessed worthless things like money,clothes,cars,etc.

Kid-"Should we go to the football game this weekend or go to the mall?"

Stoner-"BLUNT."

by Jon44442220000 December 9, 2008

stoner cart

its when you get stoned and go to the store for munchies or other stuff that you find interesting. whats in your cart when you checkout is your own "stoner cart"

hey lets go get us a stoner cart!

by emmakitty May 29, 2009

Stonerbuy

When one buys an item or items from an advertisement on late night television whilst under the influence.

#1: "Man if we buy those knives we get a complete second set for free!"

#2: "That's almost too good to be true. Where's the credit card at?!"

(next morning)

#1: "Man that was a ridiculous stonerbuy we did last night"

by tommmy p May 9, 2009