socketipitis

A condition in which your eyes feel like they are going to fall out of your head after heavy use on the computer.

Having played computer all day with hardly no breaks by the end of the day I had socketipitis

by midnight007 April 8, 2008

Stockton Junior high

A school thats pretty cool and its very new but the students are ghetto and pretty much a boy boinked a girl and got jumped and almost cutted his ear off but the ap and the officer saved him, normally it gets wild here a lot of fights but eh the teachers can be kind or mean

person A: hey its stockton junior high
person B: yes i heard that the principal quit because of "family and health" and the students being assh*les

person A; yes the school is very wild and the kids are ghetoo asf

by why u wanna know huh November 11, 2021

pocket socket

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

Butt Socket

Synonym for ass hole.

My butt socket itches.

by UncleFeetz May 12, 2017

Ball-in-socket

During sexual intercourse, the male precedes to drop one or both testicles into either the vagina and anus. Suggested sexual positions for maximum effort:
Sexual see-saw, ripe plum, overpass, drill, deck chair, and the butter churner.

Adam: "Dude, why are you walking so funny?"
Chad: "my balls hurt so bad man. I tried to ball-in-socket my girl last night..in the anus."

by Slimjym November 14, 2016

fucking plug socket

A way to insult someone by saying that they get shagged a lot

Shut up your a fucking plug socket

by ScubaSniper March 17, 2021

shocket

When you shart so violently that you rocket up out of your poopy pants and get stuck in the ceiling.

Shart+rocket=SHOCKET

Whoa! Can you get me out of the ceiling?? I shocketed again.

by Chazi July 13, 2011