staten island ice tea

When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.

I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.

by Edwaldo September 18, 2016

Staten Island Day Camp

Staten Island Day Camp is the most amazing summer day camp in the world! If you say other wise you have serious problems. Staten Island Day Camp is so amazing it makes other summer day camps go "DAMN!!!" cause its that amazingly awesome!!!!

Staten Island Day Camp is so cool it rocked my socks off ;)
Don't make fun of Staten Island Day Camp or I'll murder you

Staten Island Day Camp is freakin beast!

by Yuchi Nerd September 30, 2011

staten island

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.

Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.

Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.

Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.

by quesadildo May 4, 2022

Staten Island

Arguably the most lackluster of the 5 boroughs. Produced some cool groups like the Impractical a jokers and Wu-Tang clan. On the flip side they also produced lanky mongoloid Pete Davidson. They can’t all be winners.

“You know Joe, he’s from Staten Island”
“Oh he’s such an asshole.”

by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022

Statens

A better demonym for USA citizens, as the previous one "American" can also refer to the 3 Americas aka the ENTIRE continent.

Also spelled Stadens

Canadian: Yo that American is so wack

South American: Oy, no Perlwa, the preferred term is Statens, since I myself am also American.

Perlwa: pardon my accent, these Stadens are so wack

by Taylen Wish March 27, 2021

staten island shower

Using hand sanitizer to clean ur armpits then applying deodorant

I don’t have enough time to get ready so I guess I gotta take a staten island shower lmao don’t judge

by Lamps piano June 28, 2020

staten island ferry

Slow motion missionary sex with uneducated trash.

Nicole gave me a real slow and passionate Staten Island ferry last night.

by Dylancomet May 31, 2018