stance up on it

When learning any new skateboard trick it is difficult to keep the board under you. So you must stance up on it.

Also applies to swimming.

(Random at the skatepark can’t land nollie ghetto birds)
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!

by March 11/2024 May 11, 2025

Seanced

When a person who has been "ghosted" continues to try and reach out to the one who "ghosted" him/her with past recollections and/or photos and correspondences with the explicit hope of a reconnecting. Instant Messaging and other messaging services are now the "medium".

She says that I "ghosted" her, though I just ceased any and all communications, before "ghosting" was even a common expression. She continues, every few months, to send off texts that include photos and reminiscences, hoping that we can reconnect. I should be "dead" to her, yet I feel that I am being "seanced" every now and then.

by drinkingsquirrel July 31, 2025

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Dreamboat Stance

The name assigned to a particular stance performed by an individual when being photographed. The stance involves raising one leg on an object, leaning into the raised leg and maintaining a stern and serious facial expression.

Cool photo, I really like your dreamboat stance.

by Christofa July 20, 2013

Sideways Stance

Someone who gets roasted on the daily about their car and gets roasted by fettesben, oh and they think their car is supposed to be a "meme" just because fettesben roasted it

Do you see that?! He is getting roasted by fettesben! Hes being
Sideways stance!!

by SomeRandomDud June 13, 2017

horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Power Stance

Stance where the feet are a shoulder's width or wider apart to signify dominance. Usually used to attract the opposite sex or dance partners.

Did you see Ulises's power stance? He gets all the mamasitas.

by SCFam June 6, 2018