Squean

The feeling after an intense workout, when you can feel your muscles growing.

"Bruv, you look so hench after these bench presses!"
"Yeah man I feel so squean!" *admires himself in the mirror and does bodybuilder poses*

by squareisthenewlean May 17, 2017

Squeeky Dolphin

When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin.

I was porkin her in the butt and she pulled a squeeky dolphin

by Bay November 17, 2003

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

squeenis

The act of squeezing a penis

"Bro, check out my squeenis right now."

by Reverend Revvy October 17, 2015

squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007

squeebles

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.

Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.

by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

squeebie

high, stoned, or baked. Uncontrollable urges to lay waste to household snacks or powernap on the couch usually follow.

I smoked a couple of bowls of some train wreck and I was super squeebie. Three boxes of oreos and a half gallon of hawaiian punch later I was ready to get high as a giraffes ass again

by goodburger December 30, 2010