Squatt

A term (verb) that describes the physical action a (sometimes inexperienced) sexual partner displays in which the person shows signs of sheer surprise, confusion, and eventual satisfaction from a rather unusual and/or unfamiliar sexual act. Largely a squatt or squatting is particularly more acceptable and receptive when it's being done from a female standpoint. However, a guy can squatt too, but that's just weird hearing about it unless a circle of chick perverts start talking about their foray with a man from the night before, but even then that just sounds hoaky.

"I put a finger in her butt while i was going down her last night and she squatted STUPID-STYLE. She couldn't believe how much she was enjoying it"

"I made this one chick squatt by biting her neck and whispering in her ear whilst giving it to her from behind, and she went NUTS!"

by zsrl04 April 28, 2010

Frog Squatting

The act of squatting down on someones face until they croak.

I am going to be in serious trouble because of frog squatting.I Frog Squatted my girlfriend last night and now i cant get rid of the corpse.

by monkey juice July 18, 2009

Forum Squatter

Social Networking Websites: People who dedicate a lot of their time in forums to where they're disconnected from the daily functions of 3D chatting. Also one who spends a lot of time in forums.

Forum Squatters don't understand that this chat client sucks.

by GQManOfTheYear July 23, 2009

Squatting Bull

Action similiar to an indian at a pow wow dancing around the fire getting ready for war. He gets himself all intense but intead of going to war he absolutely piss pounds a girl and takes her anal virginity...

The chief gave the young girl a squatting bull to pop he butt cherry!

by calven March 19, 2003

cum squatter

Someone who is craving cock at anytime and does a shitty job at his or her workplace.

Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.

"Eric had to deal with one big cum squatter in Hilton Head"

by A dawg March 16, 2005

Squatted

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's body.

Did he cum?

Yes! He squatted on my tits.

by toowitty4youhoes. December 25, 2010

Squatting

'To squat'

To squash a fly with, or to hit another person with, a bendy ruler.

1. "Damn Charlie, squatting me with her ruler!"

2. "I am gonna squat you for that"

3. "Let's have a squatting war!"

by Lindleface February 23, 2009