squallid

Sarcastic term for the conditions --- no matter how lovely and fine --- as viewed by a spoiled bratty tearfully-howling toddler.

I bet that Ethan Couch wasn't satisfied by anything as a small child --- no matter how much his wealthy parents tried to please him, everything was viewed by him as squallid.

by QuacksO September 24, 2018

Squall

Another word for beat/fucked up.

Better watch out before I squall you up.

I squalled that motherf*cker up.

by Mommajenny September 27, 2018

Squally Season

A term used for parties being thrown by a friend squally, or any positive moves being made in life by a squally.

Tonight’s party is going to be so lit! It’s Squally Season!!

Got a new job and a new house it’s definitely Squally Season!

by Squally01 December 11, 2018

Squally

A very large amount or number

Jesus bro, I beat you by a squally! You need to step up your game.

Plural: squallion

by TypicalTim October 14, 2019

Squallgreens

Da large chain of pharmacy stores dat offers products and services to assist harried parents wif their noisy bratty offspring.

I wonder if Ethan Couch's parents needed to frequent Squallgreens during said miscreant's formative years?

by QuacksO May 30, 2020

squallify

What you hope to do by making enough or a noisy tear-flooded to-do about your eligibility for something.

As rich and influential as his parents were, Ethan Couch could usually squallify for whatever program or benefits he wanted access to simply by throwing a spoiled-brat tantrum.

by QuacksO April 12, 2020

squalling

When someone is yelling loudly, and squirming around due to pain (sex induced or not)

I was hitting it doggy style and my dick slipped out and damn near broke off in her ass, man I was a fucking squalling!

by Trickle Motorsports April 18, 2021