Elkford log splitter

Your girlfriend is wearing a g string thong and has a shit and while it comes out the ass it splints the log with ease

My gf something else she shit and was wearing a thong but I got to see first hand what a elkford log splitter was.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Jew Splitter

A certain kind of splitter. Belongs to the splitter family and is mostly used against MAGA heads and people who well love some good coins

Watch out the Jew splitter is near and….oh no he found us stay quiet 🤫🤫

by The Splitter July 13, 2025

Luxury Splitter

A roadie three way.

Did you hear about Dave when he was touring with that band? He nearly got kicked off the tour for having a luxury splitter with the lighting guy a local rigger in the singer's dressing room!

by Wonderhill March 19, 2023

load splitter

a person who splits loads. you take a load, and then split it.

since gregory splits loads, we can safely assume he is a load splitter

by 👺👹 March 7, 2022