ninja splatter 

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"

ninja splatter by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008

Boston splatter 

When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.

Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"

Boston splatter by professor buttons February 20, 2009

PMS Splatter 

The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more.

Girl: *PMS explode*

Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."

PMS Splatter by Poor Bystander August 20, 2011

Brownie Batter Splatter 

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.

Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

Brownie Batter Splatter by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023

batter splatter 

1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.

2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.

1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."

guy 2: "That'll show that tool."

2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."

batter splatter by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010

text splatter 

Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.

1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!

2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!

text splatter by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009

Fanny Splatter 

A Fanny Fart with Freshly Ejaculated Sperm mixed with it.
Normally after getting it from behind and pulling up her knickers before she wipes.

After Doris was Skuttled bareback by the boss in his office - she blew a big Fanny Splatter and messed up her Thong.

Fanny Splatter by leesumm1 November 5, 2010