splat

stolen car

"pop out that splat with that draco"

Ace Youngeen

by RNO Gang Bitch April 21, 2019

Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.

I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.

by Truthgenie November 24, 2021

Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021

Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Splat

When a corgi lays flat on it's back and turns sideways.

My corgi is on splat mode!

by corgi2041 December 27, 2016

Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018