spunk-n-dunk

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth or spunks and then dips or "dunks" his testicles therein afterward.

Dude it was mad sex, she even let me spunk-n-dunk.

by Antonius711 November 17, 2007

spunk sock

An aid to masturbation. The sock is worn over the cock whilst masturbating for hightened physical pleasure and also as a means to catch the semen.

Occasionally the worn sock of someone else is used by those that have a sock fetish.

by Andy January 2, 2004

Skunk Ape Episode

An episode of a tv show that wanders away from the ongoing main storyline. Typical of science fiction television shows.

Hey man, did you see last nights X-Files? Did they get into some crazy UFO stuff or what?

No man, it was a total Skunk Ape Episode. All they did was wander around in the sewers looking for some stretch armstrong mother-f'r. Tooms!

by dead777 July 22, 2009

spunk sock

a sock that a Seaman(Navy) will bring aboard the ship with him for the lonely nights (trust me)

"Yea Bill all the guys knew never to touch that sock on the rack,they knew it was my spunk sock, im gunna get me some loving tonight

by Nicholas June 20, 2004

Crusty Skunk Mung

Dried up mung from a skunk.

Man, he looks like a pile of crusty skunk mung.

by WaFul November 8, 2006

Sand Spunk

The act of burying your partner on the beach in the sand up to their neck with only their head exposed. Then ejaculating on said partner's head to be left in the sun for the gulls.

Tom took Susie to the beach for her first Sand Spunking under the sun.

by The Disco Dan May 20, 2009

Mountain Skunk

A mountain skunk refers to a particular type of person that is found at ski and snowboard destinations around the world. They usually have very long, unkept beards with food particles still stuck to them. Mountain skunks are between 16 to 35 years of age, but some have been known to live as long as 50 years. Mountain skunks generally divide their time fairly evenly between smoking weed, drinking, and either skiing or snowboarding. Beyond these recreational activities, mountain skunks do nothing more than eat and occasionally, albeit rarely, bathe. Because of their lack of personal hygiene, mountain skunks usually stink, and this seems to be the origin of the mountain skunk term. It should be noted ski and snowboard destinations have unsuccessfully tried to curb the local mountain skunk populations by steadily increasing their lift ticket prices, but their efforts have been largely unsuccessful. In fact, there are still sizable populations of these creatures at large at most mountain resorts. Mountain skunks will often scoff at and mock most of the well dressed and behaved tourists that frequent their habitats usually calling them "gapers", but people are generally told to ignore them if possible because

talking to them (especially the more feral ones) only gets them more agitated and unruly. Yes, the best policy is to let them drown out their own misery in alcohol drugs and prey that they will be in a better place sooner rather than later.

That mountain skunk over there stinks. Yuck!

by Ski Resort International February 1, 2015