shitzu

my dog "Buddy"

i have a shitzu

by Josh July 13, 2003

shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

spitzed on

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

by VIZMA March 12, 2008

skitzen

1. Referring to an idiot-like person.

"You are a total skitzen"

"Why are you a total skitzen?"

"People are such skitzens."

by annonman February 23, 2008

Sitzkreig

Describes the behaviour of German tourists who arise at the crack of dawn on holiday or vacation to rush down to the pool or beach in order to reserve a lounge chair for themselves.

Because of the Sitzkreig down at the beach, the non-German tourists were forced to lay on their towels or blankets.

by Tom de Plume July 30, 2009

Actual Spetznaz technique

A dubious technique, often from video games or movies, said to have been ACTUALLY used by Russian special forces.

Wikipedia: A possible example of actual use of two guns firing at the same time is "Dual wield", practiced by Russian special forces.

Bob: Hey, did you know the Russians had an actual Spetznaz technique called "double jump"?
Al: I don't think so, Bob.

by the So Fine January 23, 2011

spitzillia

some one who spits as they speak

a teacher who spits on you when ever she yells or speaks

by no ya's April 13, 2005