Spider-Man 3

A very underrated and under appreciated movie. The movie’s critical failure was mostly due to the studio (Sony) pushing Sam Raimi (Director) to have venom in the movie. Though the final product was messy as it is, it’s still a decent movie.

P.S. this is all Sony’s fault. Sam Raimi had no intentions for venom. In a recent interview, he says that he “never understood the character”, which is totally reasonable. Please don’t blame my guy Raimi by being a dickhead.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Spider-Man 3?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awful.
Person 1: Yo bro, there were a lot of great moments in the film and you still think the movie is plain awful?
Person 2: You know what, I changed my mind. Spider-Man 3 was decent. It’s just the studio that I hate. I feel bad for Raimi though... great filmmaker.

by RockBroccoli101 August 26, 2019

Spider Shake

The spider shake, mostly used by teenagers, is the act of picking up and violently shaking an article of clothing before wearing to remove any spiders which may be hiding inside. This is necessary if the article of clothing was stored in a particularly messy place.

Mother: "Alex! I just saw a brown recluse crawl out of that pile in your closet, be careful getting dressed!"

Alex: "it's fine, I always use the spider shake."

by Anata Odoroku Baki Mite October 1, 2009

spider twerk

the act of twerking with your feet on the wall and your hands on the ground.

Barb: Hey Zoey do you want to see me twerk?

Zoey: Haha that is lame compared to spider twerking.

by glutenfreepizza January 4, 2014

Spice Cake

A chick's booty that's rife with booty juice and is tangy to the taste when you eat it like groceries.

Ken went down and started licking Dana's tight, round booty, but quickly found that he was dining on a spice cake. She forgot to mention that she just got back from spinning class at the gym.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Spicer Tannins

Complete oral diarrhea spewed constantly to no end. Generally leaves a bitter taste on anyone's palette.

Did you read this email from the communications department? Just more top level spicer tannins.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Spiderbatmanben

Spiderbatmanben means when a boy called Ben has a gene called spider batman and every 1 of 399581 bens get it and from what we know there is only one

Do you have spiderbatmanben
Yep it’s super rare and I’m a superhuman

by spiderbatmanben October 29, 2019

Spider roach

A man who’s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.

“Oh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friends”

by Gay fruit April 6, 2023