sperm cough

Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.

"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."

by burghprof December 20, 2008

Sperglord

Someone who feels the need to be correct and validate themselves by stating facts or truisms regardless of circumstance, despite being completely socially inept at gauging exactly how much of a nobgobbler this makes them.

World of Warcraft Player: Quit being a sperglord.

Sperglord: <googles sperglord, doesn't like what he sees, and missing the point entirely, adds a less self-condemning definition (tagging "truth") which just makes him look like an even bigger sperglord>

by lolsperglords November 8, 2011

Sperm Dumpster

A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.

"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"

by Z the man W January 1, 2009

Sperm Sword

AKA: The Meat Stick, The Self Pumping Hand Cannon, The Thrust Buster, The Squirting Nipple Dart,

Her smelly cat attacked me so I stabbed it with my Sperm Sword...

by cannon July 7, 2004

Sperm

White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it

Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were

by retard stain August 24, 2019

Sperry

-The official shoe of college students, and that of most fraternity driven men.
-Usually a very tan color, worn without socks and helps with stability when binge drinking.
-Most college girls, or sorority girls have an attraction to "bros" that wear sperrys
-The shoe name Top-Sider is the most common collection worn

He's got one sperrys and he is an alpha delta, what a bro.

She loves her guys to wear sperrys.

by Bro Montoya May 5, 2011

Sperm Thief

woman who lies about her birth control status.

A Sperm Thief is a Female that will tell you she is on the pill in order to have unprotected sex to produce offspring.

by hahacharadeyou_r 2009 January 6, 2009