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Avocado Socialist

The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.
by Funnel Music October 3, 2019
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Supernatural Socialist Party

The Supernatural Socialist Party, shortened as SNSP, is a hypothetical political party that follows supernatural leftism and opposes awtokism, speciesism, positivism, capitalism and fascism. SNSP is opposition of NSPUSA and wants to build a better world for supernaturals (mythicals) and humans.
"The Supernatural Socialist Party is literally the NSPUSA of supernatural people."
by Full Monteirism January 3, 2021
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big time socialists

The communist band called BTS, led by their commie leader Jung Crook
Yoooo, Karl Marx shoulda been a port of Big Time Socialists (BTS)
by biiig chungus September 28, 2020
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Socialist

Someone who want free shit so they can be lazy and not work.
Kap:Hey look at that person with his head up his ass

Buster: yeah he must be a socialist
by Popoutchump November 16, 2018
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Socialista

Socialista is a form of hipsterism but not exactly. A socialista is defined as a person whose educated, well read, goes to the artsy events, is not defined but a certain scene because a socialista is the scene BUT, remains down to earth. A socialista is always invited to social events and must speak, meet and usually knows everyone at the party. An individual who gets attention most of the time and who you have to bang at least once in your life. Someone whose always texting even when in a club because they are just that popular, and lets not forget those 500++ people on their msn; they don’t really do facebook because it’s vintage and they always come up with new intriguing words. A socialista is someone with a brain, you can talk to, trust, but that likes to gossip nonetheless because it’s human nature. It’s a parallel between a hipster and a social whore, with a mix of spice and class.
Oh look at that guy with his blackberry, what a socialista!!
by Greekster December 22, 2008
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socialist mop

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.
Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
by JTK4 October 19, 2009
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socialist

A socialist, in democratic, capitalistic, western countries, is a person who was, more often than not, raised in a white, middle class family and adopts a socialistic political world view to vent the guilt felt by such an upbringing. This cathartic measure is a form of psychological flagellation and an attempt to identify with poorer people and countries. The socialist realizes that the hand they were dealt was not contingent on there being "special" but lucky.

The socialist then projects their insecurity's on the great
"father figure" of the USA. In doing so they concentrate there hatred of America by villainizing and inventing "facts" and "events" while ignoring real problems outside of there scope of focus, revealing there motives to be far from objective.

The socialist will spend endless time, money and effort
protesting tedious trivialities about the USA, such as trade laws or political meetings, and conveniently ignore tragedies occurring as they protest, such as massacres in Africa promoted by Muslims and Despots, or vicious sectarian rivalries across the Middle East.
The socialist ignores these nasty facts about the world because they were not, in some way, connected to the USA.

The lack of any real connection to their “pet issues” and the USA does not always stop their wonderfully specious logic from drawing a connection. This also extends their putting a spin on historical events, or a complete revision of history itself. A good example of the above is the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, now, it appears, that this was an act of terrorism and imperialism, rather than an ugly act of a very ugly war.
by TedWhite July 30, 2008
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