Soberocity

The quality of being sober.

I need to make a meeting. My soberocity needs a recharge.

by Toddsterx April 12, 2008

Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind

“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick”

by LesClaypoolsThumb January 8, 2020

Sobertard

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

sober

son
of
a
bitch
everything's
real

Tom was sober for 12 hours

by Haiwood Jablome March 12, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008

soboro

One of the most powerful gangsta clans in Moscow of late 90-s, headed by the undisputable crime leaders of the South Central (Uzhka, Varshavka) Evgeny Monastirsky-Byk Monah, Andrey Moskowsky-Byk Moskva and Vladimir Byk-Stalnoy-Klyk Aliy. Among the members of the clan were noticed Igor Nachinaushy-Byk-Decl Goon and other inconsiderable becks and calls. Severely competed with St. crime clan, with which signed a peace treaty and further merged in 2001.
With President Putin's coming to power all crime activity in the South Central was suspended, most kingpins imprisonned or killed. Thanks to the front of Soboro, Kiruha - a well-known policeman - the Soboro leaders managed not only to stay alive, but to legalise their crime activity and prosper until now.

Dumb ass punk: "man, my weed is good, word!"
One of the Soboro leaders: "So you want me to put money in you? You know, business here became fucking dangerous, cops watching you, bitch-ass nigers waiting till you slide-off.."
Green ass punk: "chill, man. everything is under control, i dont know, if you are scared..
One of the Soboro leaders: "Hold on! You are talking to the toughest man in the ex-Soviet Union! I run shit, I kill for nothing, don' bring that scared business to me, dont talk to me like that.."

by mohax September 17, 2008

Sober as a fox

When one isn't willing to admit drunkenness, hence they express that they're sober as a fox. The fox denotes that they can remain streamlined and sly about their condition, when in fact they are more drunk than they are willing to admit.

Mom: "Tommy, have you been drinking tonight?"
Tommy: "Nah ma, I'm sober as a fox."

by Foxy-dude September 10, 2010