West Virginia Smelling Salts

West Virginia Smelling Salts: While completely focused on eating your girl’s pussy from behind doggy style, she farts directly into your nose.

Tim was shocked while eating his girlfriend pussy when she let loose with West Virginia Smelling Salts.

by The Four Hounddogs August 16, 2023

smelling onions

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.

as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."

by MadSunCaribou August 24, 2007

selling sugar

To prostitute oneself; to sell one's 'sugar' for money.

You better not fall in love with her.. that girl's selling sugar at some sleazy street corner every chance she gets.

by sibba March 30, 2009

selling out the colonies

euphemistic expression indicating any decadent behavior (from Battlestar Galactica's Gaius Baltar)

Q. What have you been up to?
A. Oh, the usual: traveling the world, having meaningless sex with strangers, partaking of champagne and baby seal every night and otherwise selling out the colonies...

by shirtliftah April 28, 2010

Spelling Queen

An educated female who has an uncanny ability for correct and proper spelling of words in the English language. She uses her ability to act as a human dictionary and offers dictation for those less fortunate than she on correct spelling. However, her spelling dictation, at times, turns from dictation to dictatorship and she will (or wishes to) destroy anyone or anything that improperly spells a word. For this reason she has earned the title of a queen.

Person A writes: "an outrages amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "it's outrageous"
Person A corrects sentence: "an outragous amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "I SAID IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

A true Spelling Queen would be able to read through this definition and example and mock it for improper spelling found therein.

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 4, 2013

Selling Matches

An incognito way to tell a guy that their zipper is open. And insult them at the same time.

"Hey Billy. Are you selling matches?"

by JimmyRK October 30, 2016

smelling my drawers

feeling myself; being cocky

If I ever labeled it important to the culture I was feeling myself I was smelling my drawers

by thektk July 31, 2018