Bird Smoked

Getting your bird smoked is the action of a girl performing oral sex on a man.

Yeah dude, get your bird smoked!!!

That girl could smoke a mean bird.

by shockersoftly March 1, 2010

smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare January 11, 2008

smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 7, 2009

smoked

To hit or throw something really fast.

Dude ! that ball was smoked

by hamghetti... September 25, 2006

Smoved

this word originiated when i was really high once. i need to get a lot of stuff done, but i wanted to do it totally high, so i smoked and got to work.

"dude i have so much to do today, its time to get smoved"

by im awesome February 6, 2005

smoked sausage fest

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.

I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.

by Bazly January 1, 2010

Smoked me out

When your husband farts under the covers and it wakes you up.

Last night David smoked me out.

by Therealdavid June 13, 2018