women be shopping

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.

Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.

by crazycyrax February 20, 2009

Outlet Shopping

When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".

"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."

by Uncle Des June 27, 2009

pastry shopping

when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.

Yo, Alex is really pastry shopping tonight, thats the third muffin top he's macked on tonight!

by HassK December 9, 2008

Online window shopping

The act of browsing through items that are available for purchase online without the intention of purchasing them.

I don’t usually have much money, so I do a lot of online window shopping.

by Sue Nym April 21, 2018

Snapping the radish

To masturbate.

Joe was late, he was snapping the radish.

by mikedroz March 10, 2009

slapping

sf bay area term for playing loud muisc from your car.

report to your scrapper and commence slapping

by t barber April 12, 2006

shopping shopping

the shopping you do when you go to the grocery store to buy your monthly supply of grocerys as opposed to just going and getting a few things to eat for a few days.

"we have to go shopping shopping again-our freezer looks pretty empty."

by thebadnun December 23, 2009