Shmoopies

You got butts on your muffin butts

No you're the shmoopies

by Dark dildo666 October 15, 2021

Schmoopin

When you steal the tires off of someone's car.

Man that homeless man was really schmoopin my car last night.

by Jesus of McDonald's December 29, 2021

Shmeeping

To just absolutely go off, but in a good connotation or for a good person

bro seriously was shmeeping to win that rocket league game

by shmeeping April 7, 2022

Shmoopi-Doopy

A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.

I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.

Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Shmorfing

Doing shmorf relating activities

JP is absolutely shmorfing it up rn.

by jpwastaken March 24, 2024

Shlooding

The act of shitting blood, Shlood.

"Shlooding is a symptom of E. Coli."

"I have a tummy ache, I think I'm about to shlood."

by KyrenShat March 27, 2024