Shlowering

Taking a shower especially for the purpose of cleaning yourself, because you have run out of toilet paper.

The COVID-19 hoarders bought all the tp at Woolies so, if you'll excuse me, I'm shlowering.

by Dimma March 3, 2020

Schlode

A mix of a schlong and a chode. If you have a schlode it means you have the length of a chode (tiny) and the thickness of a schlong (skinny)

Yoo Brad totally has a schlode, Amanda told me when she was suckin' it man!

by HiggyBank15 March 18, 2020

shlober dorfn nugget

something you say after you drop your ice cream. If you say it after dropping anything else its bad luck.

*drops ice cream* shlober dorfn nugget i dont have enough money to buy another one :(

by tookie cloths pin July 9, 2020

shlide

Dwayne shlide Curry, better known as Shlide is an incredibly talented American Youtuber star and Influencer. He first gained buzz when he was 16 by lauching his viral youtube channel called ShlideTV, and it would gain millions of views from viral pranks. His content ranges from exploration videos, to pranks, to challenges, and he even does clothing !

do you want to shlide to riches?

by s2rboyys October 2, 2020

Shrode

A shrek chode meaning someone who looks like shrek and has a tiny chode.

“Hey Szymon, your clearly a shrode”

by Chill crying nonce January 25, 2022

Shlope

a slope made out of sheep(sh-low-p)

I was walking by a farm and say sheep being stacked it was a shlope

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Shlobe

The section of the frontal lobe that governs sexual thoughts (i.e sexual + frontal lobe = shlobe).

Brittany sees an attractive guy walking by and her shlobe becomes aggravated; sexual carnal desire is heighten.

by bruvs April 2, 2022