shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

Shithouse

An adjective used to describe someone if they are being a fanny/scaredy cat

Harrison stop being a shithouse just do it

by Ginge Gurr October 29, 2021

shithouse

noun
1.

shithole. a place exactly the same, or reminiscent of a shithole.
2.
an accumulation of discarded shit, garbage, refuse, etc.
3.
a dumpsite, poop-site, dumping-ground. a place where shit, garbage, refuse, toxic waste, dead bodies, dead animals, etc., is deposited.
4.
Military/Prison
huge, stinking room full of toilets not separated by privacy walls were funky, dirty-ass soldiers or prisoners defecate and urinate often at the same time.

see shithole

1600 Pennsylvania Ave in Northwest, Washington, DC became a shithouse once 45, his family and the his new lying-ass administration moved in.

by Nat Turner l'Overture January 16, 2018