Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!

When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.

by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

The Shirtless Lasanga

A phrase used to describe an incident such as the following:

When you are shirtless with a lasanga, and your doorbell rings so you go to put a shirt on to answer it, but in the meantime your dog eats the lasanga.

"Man it really felt like the shirtless lasanga of a time hey?"

by Thronley April 15, 2023

Bored shitless

To be so bored that shit flies out of your ass.

Person 1: I'm so bored during this class.
Person 2: Yeah, i'm bored shitless

by anonymous April 6, 2024

National send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day

May 16th- when you send your girlfriend a shirtless picture

Whats today?

Oh its national send your girlfriend a shirtless picture day
Thanks! Almost forgot

by ayton627 May 16, 2021

shifters

a biscuit or cookie type snack...made from bran...just pure bran. good substitute for laxatives

Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!

by bofredlington February 1, 2006

shartless

Used to describe any situation in which an individual is being unreasonable, reckless, or simply not spreding their leggz.

"the Lust boys are so shartless."

by jolly71 February 8, 2010

Shitness

When food is so amazing it makes you shit.

That curry was the shitness

by God King James June 19, 2015