i was day dreaming in my car while at a stop sign for 4 seconds and an suv passes by me coming from the other side of the road which snaps me out of my day dreaming and i see two 18 year old looking young women in the suv i look for 1 second with a neutral facial expression before i shift my focus back on the road in front because of the line of cars behind me and those 2 cunts thought i was staring in their direction because i was interested in them so when i turned my head they made fun of me and assumed i was scared of them or some shit but in reality i was just day dreaming i was like shallow bitches have shallow holes.
by superiorbreed July 8, 2018
Get the shallow holemug. Shallow the Wetdog (Shallow), is an alternate dimension counterpart of Shadow the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shallow has a simular appearance to Shadow but has white fur and a hair strand. He owns premium GUCCI shoes as well. He's often seen smoking grape lolipops but is willing to smoke any flavor. He's not serious at all, is pretty edgy, and takes everything like a parody. He's also a shitter and posts memes on instagram. He has the abilities of super speed, super strength, teleportation, interdimensional travel, levitation, ki powers, a rage mode which makes churros cry out of his eyes, etc. He hops around dimensions and universes fooling around because he believes that's the only thing to do in life. He commonly takes then role of a pizza guy delivering pizzas interdimensionally. One famous place he apeared in was the lost episode of I Carly where he was a pizza guy. It's unknown if he possesses immortality but he doesn't seem to age nor seems to have a known birth date. He's very chaotic neutral in nature and only does what he thinks is funny. Known information is very complicated.
by Can Opener 86 October 4, 2021
Get the Shallow the Wetdogmug. As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.
by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017
Get the Shallow mouthingmug. by Prettyboyswag931404 September 17, 2021
Get the Shallowmug. by Shallow Chesting November 12, 2023
Get the Shallow Chestingmug. Someone that writes poetry the way Ben Affleck acts, expresses thoughts and feelings by pointing at people; sounds about as authentic as Ben Affleck's Boston accent in a movie.
by Snowboy Jr. December 25, 2022
Get the Most shallowmug. The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)
by Amish Dale September 28, 2018
Get the SHALLoWmug.