Seff

To check out the top of the opposite sex for an extended duration. Acronym Still Evaluating Full Frontal.

Try not to seff too much, some gals don't like getting seffed.

by Ninja in the Disco August 3, 2008

Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011

Selfosphere

A selfosphere is the totality of a person's inner and outer life. It contains everything that person knows, does and dreams. It is the interaction of imagination and action.

The universe is infinite as far as we know, so it is possible for every person to be at its center without interfering with anyone else's centrality. Everyone has a selfosphere, whether or not they realize it.

Membership in my selfosphere, the Pamelapolis}, is boundless, timeless and unconditional.

by pamelapolis March 25, 2013

suffocrank

The act of depriving yourself of oxygen while masturbating. Often referred to as auto-erotic asphyxiation.

I just want to go home, light some candles, and suffocrank

by hoffer606 February 8, 2014

Sifford

To be trapped in a one-sided conversation for a ridiculously long amount of time; typically hearing stories that have already been told 5-6 times. Attempts to maneuver out of the situation are typically fruitless, as the perpetrator of the event will undoubtedly follow until the listener is thoroughly Sifford.

My friend died in a vet clinic when his heart failed to outlast a Sifford.

by CaptainRedbeard May 22, 2014

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015