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To be trapped in a one-sided conversation for a ridiculously long amount of time; typically hearing stories that have already been told 5-6 times. Attempts to maneuver out of the situation are typically fruitless, as the perpetrator of the event will undoubtedly follow until the listener is thoroughly Sifford.
My friend died in a vet clinic when his heart failed to outlast a Sifford.
Sifford by CaptainRedbeard May 22, 2014
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A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.

Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.

Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
"So, what did you think of Safford?"

"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
Safford by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
To say something that is so stupid that it is actually the funniest thing ever, to the point where it is verified by some burly busted looken ass white boy names Conner, who was the shit in 6th grade when he used to fade paper balls into garbage cans all the time and look cool while doing it.
Dude that is actually safford. Oh my god this is the most safford thing i have ever heard.
Safford by GranularBimbo November 5, 2018

Safford, Arizona 

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.
"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."
A mormon-filled area of Arizona where many new STDs are created
After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.
Safford by Grizzlies January 15, 2009

stifford clays 

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads
"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"
stifford clays by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015

Safford Arizona 

The ghetto state, if you were born in this state then you are most likley livng in florida now lol
Safford Arizona is the ghetto state but its still coo asf
Safford Arizona by Reanna/queen December 8, 2020