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Sonic Screwdriver

A cocktail containing blue Jones Soda and Vodka. The Sonic Screwdriver is a variation of the screwdriver cocktail. The name "Sonic Screwdriver" is a reference to the multi-functional tool used by The Doctor in the science-fiction show Doctor Who. "Sonic" may also be in reference to Sonic the Hedgehog due to the character and the drink both being blue. Curaçao Liqueur mixed with orange juice is also referred to as a Sonic Screwdriver.
Friend: "Awwww man!, we're all out of orange juice"

Me: "It's okay I got Jones Soda, we'll makes some Sonic Screwdrivers"

Friend: "What's that?"

Me: "Only the most delectable cocktail ever created!"
by pandaSmore May 14, 2011
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screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".
Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."
by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011
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Screw you and your box

Meaning screw you and your household but you are implying thaat they are poor and they live in a cardboard box thus making it more insulting.
Screw you and your box then!
by Francisco The Robot July 25, 2010
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Virgin Screwdriver

A screwdriver minus the alcohol. Thus, a virgin screwdriver is merely a new way of saying "orange juice".
Johnny Q-Bert: I'm too young to drink alcohol, but I enjoy drinking a virgin screwdriver every morning before going to school.
Tracey Lafayette: Shut up slacker!
Johnny Q-Bert: Okay.
by JohnnyQBert May 14, 2007
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Screwps

This creature/ person that has existed since 1992. Its female and dont ya know it. Looks fucking amazing, you just look at her and go WOW if only everything could be as radiant and amazing as her. Soooo funny, and easily happy. Great to go to with all your problems. Your basically one of the luckiest people alive if you know this person first hand.
If i could choose one person to have sex with it would be Screwps.
by Ellie-ann Smudges June 29, 2008
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I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.
Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.
by aeer June 12, 2011
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Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.
The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008
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