by Pyrate July 16, 2008
Get the schmucko mug.Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".
"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"
What the schluck?"
by Schuckingston September 6, 2010
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When a cat or dog shove their noses in another cat or dogs anus to identify or to enjoy the awesome scent.
"Dude, did you see that dog at the park today? He was totally schnuckling that poodle!" "Yeah, that same dog done it my cat. He loves to Schnuckle"
by Cris gizzy July 29, 2014
Get the Schnuckle mug.A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.
by erieee December 21, 2009
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by Schmuck gang September 10, 2019
Get the Schmuck mug.Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.
by heart ass December 3, 2004
Get the Schmucky McSchmuck mug.Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.
Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:
1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”
1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”
by Gammastar April 30, 2008
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