schlep

A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.

When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.

by dickfitzentite September 19, 2009

schloppen plum

The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mullets…
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers

"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpiece…I shall call him Schloppen plum"

by Disco Noel August 21, 2006

Schlep

A person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. An insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.

That flid was such a schlep last night.

That schlep leaves his trash all over our place.

by SchlepMaster February 5, 2013

SCHLEP

Noun- Acronym for Secular Communist Humanist Liberal Evolutionist Progressive.

Sometimes spelled SHLEPP, which is an acronym for Socialist Heathen Leftist Environmentalist Progressive Pagan.

These two acronyms are totally interchangable, adaptable, and modifiable, e.g., one could use SCHLEP as Socialist Commie Heathen Liberal Eviro-fag Pussy, and it would still have the same meaning.

Girl #1: So, did that guy in your Creative Environmental Alarmism class ever ask you out?

Girl #2: You mean the SCHLEP? Yeah, he asked me to go to the Dave Matthews concert, but I told him I'd rather give myself a root canal than ever hear another Dave Matthews song. I doubt that little SHLEPP could satisfy his chihuahua.

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm March 29, 2010

Schloppy

A messy but hot blow job that requires a lot of spit.

Omg I gave mark such good Schloppy tonight!!!

by sotrue101 December 18, 2017

schlepper

1. One who schleps; who is lazy, unkempt.

Krysta Arian Johnson is a schlepper, she never leaves her house, has messy hair, infrequently bathes, and loves huge dicks!

by rockymav61832 December 10, 2007

Schlapper

The process in which you turn cell phone to vibrate, and shove the phone into your partner's rectum. Then proceed to "krazy glue" the rectum shut, and call the cell phone. Continue to stimulate the genitals while you ejaculate on the closed rectum.

That was a great schlapper...except, i lost my cell phone.

by Nick Lanier April 2, 2005