To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself
girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself
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Omg last night he scherer me up !
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1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception
n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception
n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person
I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.
And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!
And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!
by Doctor Scheme December 28, 2013
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Get the schmertz mug.The act of making false complaints to fast food eateries, then demanding free food, then calling another eatery of the same company name (mcdonalds for example across town, then telling them they fucked your order up, then demand a refund in exchange for the returned food, and finally bringing your free food in to sell it back to them. (usually a last resort for drug or alcohol money)
Chris - "Yo Mike how the fuck we gonna get some weed today?"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"
Mike - "Lets go pull the food scheme you know well get atleast a quarter out the deal"
by ungod December 9, 2008
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First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.
It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
First you walk into a 711, then you grab yourself a couple things that will fit inside of the cup without taking up more than 4/5 of the cup, then you Grab a Big Gulp or other non-See through cup and put your stuff in the Cup(Make sure you don't get spotted) then proceed to fill the cup up.
It works a lot better if you have a refill too.
"Man, I saved $7 today on energy drinks with the Slurpee Scheme"
"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"
"Man, Jason got caught today doing the Slurpee Scheme!"
by ManitobaWarrior July 9, 2009
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