rum tongue

It's like whiskey dick — except it's when you say stupid shit because you're wasted.

"Oh great, now my wife knows I was at a strip club because of this fucking idiot's rum tongue."

by sgrstk April 21, 2017

rum chap

A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum

Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him

by Dave the drover January 7, 2018

rum

A code word to be used among girlfriends for a very sexy Puerto Rican man who is a perfect 10.

That guy is so rum.

by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009

Rum Pong

Beer pong, with shots of rum instead of a beer.

We ran out of beer so we played rum pong. Bad idea.

by MStanballs April 21, 2007

monkey rum

A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.

"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."

by debiant May 9, 2010

bum rum

a fruity alcoholic beverage favoured by shirt-lifters. Malibu or tia maria or some fudge-packer drink like that.

"ooooh quentin, shall we have a swift half?"
"oooh no barry, beer gives my fragile feminine stomach terrible upsets, lets just have a malibu eh?"
"hmmm me too. Two shots of bum rum, barman"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

Rum tugger

Tight leather shorts with big elastic braces over the shoulder to hold in your boulders.

My friend makes words up drunk as fuck. He texts's another Oi wheres my Rum tuggers? I need them to play football tomorrow I feel naked with out them. we all look at him and thing WTF? Pip texts back Ill fetch them back I'v just shit them but they will be O.k

by Nut1974 September 5, 2014