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Samuel Robertson

An extremely gay homosexual who likes to steal peoples scabs and sell them for money and tears. He eats his own feces daily and many call him there bitch. His swimming coach abuses and puts lube on him and forcefully sells him cocaine.
"That Samuel Robertson guy takes so much shaft"
by Hesoyam Clan May 28, 2013
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Robert lewandowski

An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara

Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
Hey yo

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Heard of robert lewandowski

Who hasnt
by Mason mount lover 100 November 8, 2020
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Roger Federer

One of the greatest tennis player of all time. Was born in Basel, Switzerland and is currently the only player to have won both the Wimbledon and U.S. Open singles titles in three consecutive years (2004-2006).

The accuracy and spin in his shots are amazing.
"I've won Wimbledon three times and I wish I could play like Roger Federer" - John McEnroe
by MarianneNZ November 10, 2006
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Nicola Roberts

Singer of the British group Girls Aloud. Known as "Ginger" has an amazing voice and is a great dancer. After struggle with bad press for years, stood up as a proud girl with pale skin and not only created her own make-up range but became a "fashionista" because of her way to combine make up, cloth and actitud.
When "interviewer" was bothering her with unkind questions Nicola Roberts replied:

"I don't speak to cunts"

You tell'em Nic!
by YopYopp February 21, 2011
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Robert Marve

Any person with inflated ego or self image due to undeserved accolades. And with that inflated self worth engages in presumed or documented douche-baggery. And may or may not have their initials tattooed on their triceps brachii.
"Did you see Wasif during dodge ball?"
"Yeah bro whatta Robert Marve."
by jrnjrn January 6, 2012
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Owen J. Roberts

A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:

The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.

The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....

The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses

The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.

The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
by Lolhorsegirl August 5, 2019
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Robert

Robert. What to say. He's a wonderful, kind hearted old soul who would give anyone anything just to make them happy. He's a hopeless romantic. Robert has been more places and seen more things than any man could possibly hope for. He has made mistakes along the way and is now suffering for them. But he still wakes up every day with a smile on his face and a plan in his books. This man deserves love, compassion and understanding. If you have a Robert in your life, God has blessed you. Never lose him. He's the husband you've been dreaming of and praying for. He's worth it.
I would love to be with Robert. He's worth it.
by Someonewhobelieves09 March 11, 2019
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