root beef 

originated in an asian resturaunt located in littleton, new hampshire and put on to the food menu under the non-alcoholic drinks, this drink is listed as root beef.

not to be confused with the drink known as rootbeer, root beef is more creamier and satisfying, and has a hint of a meaty tang to it! its better then the average cream soda. this drink contains over 109% of your daily protein you'll need everyday!

"yes, i will have the veggie lo mein and a nice tall glass of root beef please."

"are you getting enough protein in your diet? ask your docter about ROOT BEEF, today!"

root beef by rebeccaRUCKUS August 6, 2008

root hog 

A term used by mentally unstable football coaches to describe how an offensive lineman should block a linebacker when it is unclear whether to log him in or kick him out.

Player: Coach, should i block that linebacker in or out?

Coach: You're gonna have to root hog him.

root hog by Johnny Pancake October 6, 2010

root of all evil 

My 9th grade math teacher said my math work is the base root of all evil because I used pen

Teacher: Mike, your work is the bast root of all math evil
Mike: hahahahahaha
Teacher: Go into the hall
Mike: Is that a punishment? Me leaving this class? I should be thanking you
Teacher: LEAVE

root of all evil by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

root gobbler 

a flaming homo, one who gobbles the knob, one who enjoys giving other fudge packin' ass jockeys head, one who also usually enjoys tossin' salads

i stopped to take a leak at the rest stop at the georgia/alabama state line and accidentally walked in a couple of root gobblers suckin' each other off in the bathroom. a guy in a rebel flag shirt walked in after me and beat the living shit out both of them

root gobbler by echoman February 27, 2004

root wars 

Systems/Servers setup for hackers to break into. A simulated hacker game; more known as wargames. A more legal approach to hacking.

Dude, it's time for root wars.

root wars by stealth82 August 5, 2007

Root Rater

Localised pages on Facebook where people can private message names of sexual partners, along with a rating out of 10 and comment about their performance. These private messages are then put anonymously on the pages wall for all to see and comment on.

Yo, I want to get with her tonight.

I wouldnt man, she had a shit rating on Root Rater and apparently smells

Root Rater by deccaz December 1, 2011

Root & scoot

To have sexual intercourse with someone i.e. A man or a woman and then never see them again.

I had great sex with that girl last night before riding into the night on my moped.

I came too quickly so I had to root & scoot.

Root & scoot by newdirtyb August 16, 2014