cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy

Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.

Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.

by SaeedR October 10, 2008

Reaction

A force is a push or a pull that acts upon an object as a results of its interaction with another object. Forces result from interactions! As discussed in Lesson 2, some forces result from contact interactions (normal, frictional, tensional, and applied forces are examples of contact forces) and other forces are the result of action-at-a-distance interactions (gravitational, electrical, and magnetic forces). According to Newton, whenever objects A and B interact with each other, they exert forces upon each other. When you sit in your chair, your body exerts a downward force on the chair and the chair exerts an upward force on your body. There are two forces resulting from this interaction - a force on the chair and a force on your body. These two forces are called action and reaction forces and are the subject of Newton's third law of motion. Formally stated, Newton's third law is

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Can't say I didn't see this coming 😛

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

over reaction

when an insane boy is lucky enough to have a girlfriend but decides to break up with her based on another boy liking her and them speaking to each other. The boy doesn't realise he can't do any better and should count his blessings and not be a prick.

tom: so i broke up with Nicole yesterday
dario: what?, why?
tom: cause she was talking to Alex
dario: did they do anything?
tom: no, of course not she loves me
dario: your such a twat, i think you may have had an over reaction

by dazzzzz December 14, 2006

Unsupervised Outpatient Stress-Reduction Clinic

Fancy euphemism for a Bar.

Bars are unsupervised outpatient stress-reduction clinics that serve cheap over-the-counter medications with lots of side effects.

by Two Basket Skinner August 1, 2011

Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.

Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.

by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

dr.redacted

A funny discord user 3m377 :3

Hi im a funny dr.redacted:3

by Uranus:) September 25, 2023

redating

When two people who are broken up begin to date again. Usually happens when two people realize they are awful for each other but can't do much better.

"Is Tom coming to the movie?"

"He's hanging out with Shauna."

"What?"

"Yeah, they're redating."

by Lazek August 5, 2009