1. A Poser of Rock Music
2. One who listens to rock music in order to achieve recognition from his friends and peers
3. One who listen to rock music but makes that particular genre look bad by acting like a complete idiot
4. One who acts weird for the sake of being weird, when in reality they are not
5. One who is Scene and takes side myspace/facebook profile pictures with hair covering one eye.
6. One who looks really dirty, hair covers their faces but they don't play or listen to good music.
7. Not musically inclined.
8. Naive and Ignorant human beings
9. Choose not to educate themselves in terms of music or life
10. Cut Themselves for no reason
2. One who listens to rock music in order to achieve recognition from his friends and peers
3. One who listen to rock music but makes that particular genre look bad by acting like a complete idiot
4. One who acts weird for the sake of being weird, when in reality they are not
5. One who is Scene and takes side myspace/facebook profile pictures with hair covering one eye.
6. One who looks really dirty, hair covers their faces but they don't play or listen to good music.
7. Not musically inclined.
8. Naive and Ignorant human beings
9. Choose not to educate themselves in terms of music or life
10. Cut Themselves for no reason
1. "John is such a rocker fag, he only has emo because girls like it"
2. "John started a screamo band and his rocker fag band isn't even trying to improve their horrible sounding music"
3. "Those kids by the tree, just smoke weed and drink alcohol because they think that's what rock music is about, they are such rocker fags!"
4. "I love metal, punk, emo, jazz, ALL kinds of music, but those rocker fags think that if they are "rockers" they only have to listen to rock music, and bad rock music at that"
2. "John started a screamo band and his rocker fag band isn't even trying to improve their horrible sounding music"
3. "Those kids by the tree, just smoke weed and drink alcohol because they think that's what rock music is about, they are such rocker fags!"
4. "I love metal, punk, emo, jazz, ALL kinds of music, but those rocker fags think that if they are "rockers" they only have to listen to rock music, and bad rock music at that"
by ChristopherLangley April 14, 2008
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2. Someone who headbangs to Linkin Park and other related bands.
2. Someone who headbangs to Linkin Park and other related bands.
by vd1188 January 7, 2009
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Get the ricker mug.Not to be confused with "Dad Rock," dad rockers are middle aged boomers from the suburbs, between ages 40 and 60. Their oatmeal rock is inspired by famous bands of the 60's and 70's, such as The Grateful Dead, Tom Petty, Frank Zappa and Willie Nelson. Their band-image is influenced by live performances of Sting and/or U2. Most members are balding if not completely bald and begin sweating upon reaching the stage. This creates "dad rock forehead syndrome", which is unappetizing. They have a lot of money to spend on Harley Davidson motorcycles and top-of-the line musical equipment, but neither have musical nor Hell's Angel's backgrounds.
Their wives are their only true fans. You can identify a dad rock ensemble by the drunk wives dancing and clapping loudly while their husbands dedicate power love ballads to them in hopes of reigniting flames long since extinguished. This often works because the drunker the wives get, the more they are capable of pretending the dad rockers are in actuality some semi-well-known band from their youth. After the show is done, you can find these couples making out and smoking cigarrettes in the parking lot. This typically creates a buzz-kill for the other patrons of the establishment.
Their wives are their only true fans. You can identify a dad rock ensemble by the drunk wives dancing and clapping loudly while their husbands dedicate power love ballads to them in hopes of reigniting flames long since extinguished. This often works because the drunker the wives get, the more they are capable of pretending the dad rockers are in actuality some semi-well-known band from their youth. After the show is done, you can find these couples making out and smoking cigarrettes in the parking lot. This typically creates a buzz-kill for the other patrons of the establishment.
Dude, stay away from Lucky's tonight, that place is really going downhill. Those dad rockers, The 13th Street Bad Boys, somehow made it back on the ticket again. Remember last time when their wives all got up on stage and started dancing around on stage during that Rolling Stones cover?
by PortlandAntiDadRockUnited June 16, 2009
Get the Dad Rocker mug.A Hard Rocker is someone who generally likes pure Rock music, doesn't care that much about apperances, and has a tendancie to dicriminate against chavs. A Hard Rocker will also generally listen to older bands such as Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, Queen, Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith. They have a taste for the more harder genre in music with bands such as Drowning Pool, Silpknot and Rob Zombie. They also take a liking to newish bands such as Alter Bridge, Creed, The Exies. Hard Rockers are genuinly nice people and are easy to get along with. They dress how they want but mostly in jeans and jackets. They also love the scruffy long haired look
sittin at home with a drink n food watchin there favourite tv programme and listenin to music in the background. Pure Rock Music, showing themselves to be Hard Rockers!
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