bitch to nigga ratio

The proportion of females to males at a party. If the ratio is not at least 3/2, you are not getting your dick wet.

Guy: Yo what was the bitch to nigga ratio at that party last night?
Other Guy: Bruh it was like 15 bitches to a nigga!

by ole person man May 25, 2016

Wal-Mart ratio

A national census of people who shop only at discount stores (not just Wal mart). Commonly found in the rural south.

I love my grandmother, i really do, but shes part of the Wal Mart ratio. You can tell by that linted, faded sweater i got from her last christmas

by Grant July 18, 2003

Initiatory Text Ratio

When a texter sends the first text, usually along the lines of "Hey what's up?? :)", this is known as the initiatory text. Through comparing the average number of initiatory texts sent by two participants to each other, an initiatory text ratio can be determined. The ITR is a clear indicator of who is the more interested of the two. If for every five initiatory texts you send, there is usually one in return, the ITR is 5:1 in the textee's favor, and you're just not in good shape. Ideally a 1:1 ratio is reached, but only in the most compatible of relationships. The ITR is on the same level of dependability as the theory of gravity itself.

"Dude, how are things going with Amanda???"

"Not good, the Initiatory Text Ratio is around 15:1, i might as well give up now,"

"I don't blame ya bro, the ITR never fails."

by matt160 January 28, 2009

rational ignorance

Choosing to remain uninformed because the marginal cost of obtaining the information is higher than the marginal benefit of knowing it.

Commonly practiced by hicks that don't wish to change their point of views about ANYTHING.

"All dem blackies wanna do is steal turnips outta mah garden!"

"Those Muslims and Hin-don'ts are the devil!"

"Men are pigs!"

by Jordandijinz0rz January 31, 2005

Al Rato

Spanish frase meaning "in a while" or "later" in spanish; Combination of the word "al" meaning "towards" and "rato" which means "while". Used mostly by Latin American peoples in normal spanish speaking or in Spanglish(english and spanished fused as one core language). Can be finished off with a spanish name or pronoun that rhymes with "rato".

Sleepy:"Ey, homes!!! Check out my new cuete(gun)!!!"
Mosco:"Al Rato, vato!! Here comes the jura!!!!

by SERENO November 8, 2006

hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

by ianzo6 May 28, 2006

ratdogsnitchoner

Pronounced rat dog snitch oner, but said as one word. A term used when someone is being an asshole, tight ass or a stinge.

Friend #1: Hey man, can i scab a cigarette?
Friend #2: No.
Friend #1: But i chopped you out heaps last night!
Friend #2: I don't care. You can't have one.
Friend #1: You're a ratdogsnitchoner.

by J.Dubb May 1, 2010