Queef

A queef is a true delight - a wee zephyr being born from marylin, a ladies vulva.

'My friend Claire loves to queef, she can do it on demand, but only after appying a lube.

by Dan the Man October 7, 2002

queef

term used by the new york kids in south park to insult stan, kyle, kenny, and cartman. a fart from the area of the pussy. or, a fart from a guy who's dick is so small that it's a pussy.

"yo, you kids are a bunch 'o fu**in' queefs!" or, "hey pansy, quit queefin' over there!!"

by femme who hardly queefs April 14, 2003

Queef

Something that everyone in this definition room has done here.

pronunciation::: cweeff
onomatopoea sound::: pffffftttt

*ppppfffffffffffffffffffffttttt*
"Ahh....smell the roses!!"

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis March 28, 2003

Queef

a pussy fart

I love them queefers

by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003

queef

Pussy fart

by chaunte October 16, 2003

Queef

Vaginal flatulence.

When your nailing a chick in her Vagina, and she farts...out of her vagina

Girl-'Oh Your Nailing me Good'

Me-'What's that smell'

Girl- 'Oh I Queefed

by thedarkniall August 23, 2008

Queef

Something that you ask a woman to do when there is no chance of hooking up and you wanna get the F out of there.

You would be suprised how well it works.

Hey bitch, can you QUEEF for me? I have never heard one before.

by Iscrewyourlittlesisterraw March 8, 2003