Hold my pocket

If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass

Hold my pocket bitch

by JaredCondones March 8, 2022

Idaho pocket pussy

When one takes a day old baked potato and puts it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and then has sexual relations with said potato.

Fred loves the Idaho pocket pussy. But now the grocery store is sold out of potatoes.

by Lord Pignuts February 19, 2009

Pocket Full of YOLO's

When ROLO and YOLO unite... an endless amount of zest for life occurs. You see, life is like a ROLO, short and sweet. And when life gets hard you can still come out good as gold (like a ROLO wrapper). Don't give up. Gold wrapper, sweet caramel, and chocolate. Victory is sweet like that!

"I have a Pocket Full of YOLO's, here, take one and smile. You only live once."

by -s-l-e-e-p-w-a-l-k-e-r- January 27, 2013

pocket full of stones

Texas slang for having a pocket full of crack rocks.

I'm still that young boy that has a pocket full of stones but now I'm sick and simply rich, grippin wood and flippin chrome - Pimp C

by Trill October 8, 2016

Pocket Anxiety

The feeling one gets when not having their hands in a hoodie or sweater pockets, and really wants to have them in there. This happens once the clothing has been removed and there are no pockets to put hands into.

"What's wrong with your hands?"

"I don't have my hoodie today and my hands really need to be in one!"

"Ah...Pocket anxiety again...It happened to me yesterday."

by Desmond Shoals December 19, 2008

Pocket Bottle

A bottle of liquor in which you take with you to typically to events in which they usually dont sell liquor or in which the establishment may sell liquor but it's over priced.

Example 1.

Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.

Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.

Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.

Example 2.

Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?

Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.

by Preston Walters September 21, 2009

pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014