can i ask you a petro

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

by theriddler123 November 15, 2022

petrol

gasoline like what you get at the gas station

"I need to get some petrol first though, bro."

by SpencerMark May 30, 2006

Petrolino

A Petrolino is an Italian know-it all who is very good looking. Can be male or female but they are very scarce. Endangered Species.

That girl is gorgeous and seems to know all the latest gossip, she must be a Petrolino.

by B6779 December 9, 2010

Petrology

When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??

Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."

by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018

Petros

Meth capital of the United States. Located in Tennesee. Full of inbred people who stare at cars when they drive by.

Hey wifey sis want to hang out at the wide spot in Petros, and try to get some meth before we fuck tonight?

by TeeJay8516 March 25, 2009

petrowhore

A "scientist" who sells their soul to the oil companies to intentionally mislead the public into believing pseudo-science that ultimately benefits the petroleum corporations.

"Petrowhore and multi-millionaire Dr. John Doe sits on the board of Chevron and continues to promote misinformation regarding the cause and effects of global warming ..."

by Lisa G September 1, 2008

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008