dutty puddin

"scaanful dog eat dutty puddin," means don't scorn anyone or anything, because the minute you do you could be eating something even more dangerous and dirty or dealing w/ a situation more dangerous or dirty...such as the wrong friend if you scorn a certain group or kind, and rather another due to popularity reasons...
Dutty meaning dirty,
Scaanful meaning scornful

Scorning mickey deez wit a class d just to go to redlobster to eat from someone's pissy/shitty hand, so in dat case
scaanful dog did eat dutty puddin....

by mek it good October 16, 2009

puddin palms

Super dope chick with stupid soft hands who likes to dye her hair n shit
Rumors of a donkey dick

In the boxes above, puddin palms link to other words with square brackets. For example, booty

by knifeylife April 19, 2015

puddin kissin

Kissing someone’s anus when it has a brown ring around it.

Nathan is all about puddin kissin his women!!

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss March 19, 2024

puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.

get your hands outta your puddin patch

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021

Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.

Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.

by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009

Titty Puddin

A reference to male ejaculate on a female chest

Gimme that titty puddin Big Papa

by DaRoad July 30, 2022