cum puddle

Puddle of Cum on the floor.

Anuj was found in a puddle of cum.

by G-Wiggy March 18, 2005

puddle

Cooked or melted Chrystal meth (JIB) on a shard or a pipe.

Hey man lets go smoke a puddle!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Cunt Puddle

The pool of juice that resides at the base of a girls feet when she becomes highly aroused.

Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here

by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012

puddle-of-dick

The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation

1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.

2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"

by Brisk! September 18, 2006

puddle

To consume a large amount of alcohol and/or pot, and become inebriated to the point where you just sit/lay there not doing anything.

"Shit man, you were a puddle last night"

by shooster November 5, 2005

Puddle Head

Dumbass kids who wear upside down visors, trying to look cool.

"Hey puddle head....fuck you!"

by Ill Bill December 7, 2003

Lust puddles

Lust puddles' is a mental state in which you go completely crazy over someone because of their looks.
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..

Me:OMG..Lust Puddles
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary
Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.

by Sierra D: December 29, 2007