pooner

1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity

Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner

by jarja May 25, 2011

pooner

An evening out on the town looking for easy women.

Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.

by druu9 May 10, 2010

pofler

noun.

Slightly resembling and old wooden ship. A vessel from decades ago archived into a historic monument.

Hey I hear the Reddie found a pofler in a Circles Cove the other day!

by Steven Fored August 8, 2005

pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

by eddie house May 15, 2009

Poner

The female version of a boner.

He looked so hot today, it gave me a poner.

by theoneinthedark May 20, 2010

Pooner

A pooner is known as a saggy vagina.

Melissa is such a hoe and has a huuuge pooner man.

by tori has a nice pooner! July 4, 2011

Poynering

When a person looks for or tries to get noticed by a "Sexy" man named Poyner (or in other cases just a"sexy" guy).

This might be achieved if one runs around town scantily clad. Or following said man around constantly.

"Hey dude Lorna is Poynering again"
"LOL you know he shaves his legs"

OR

"Hey bro those chicks are totally Poynering you"
"GNARLY"

by Camroc Joy January 2, 2012