Poynering 

When a person looks for or tries to get noticed by a "Sexy" man named Poyner (or in other cases just a"sexy" guy).

This might be achieved if one runs around town scantily clad. Or following said man around constantly.

"Hey dude Lorna is Poynering again"
"LOL you know he shaves his legs"

OR

"Hey bro those chicks are totally Poynering you"
"GNARLY"

Poynering by Camroc Joy January 2, 2012

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

pondering by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

Pondering Orb by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

e-pottering 

The act of accidentally squandering several hours (or days) on your computer while not doing anything in particular. e.g., YouTubing “just one more” vid, re-filing mp3s, looking up friends of friends of friends on Facebook, wading through MySpace band requests, Tweeting randoms, browsing for the definition of your own name on the Urban Dictionary etc...

The activity distorts the time perception of the e-potterer in such a way that an apparent 1 min of e-pottering time equates to roughly 1.5 Standard Earth Hours (as perceived by partners, friends, family and the fascist time police at your place of work).

Dude 1 - Bro, you look knackered today were you out late partying?
Dude 2 - No such luck man, I was just up until 4am this morning e-pottering.

e-pottering by The Purple Princess December 11, 2009

Portering 

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

Portering by dube56 May 12, 2008

Pottering 

Occupying oneself in an aimless but pleasant way

Ram was pottering around

Pottering by Rishav February 19, 2018

poonerang 

A girl you can toss away, who always comes back... for sex. Often a girl who leaves town but comes back once in a while to visit.

Deb went back east to go to college; I didn't want her for a girlfriend anyway, but I'll let her be my poonerang.

poonerang by swineflew March 8, 2011