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Schnoff Plop

The action in which you shit on someones head and then proceed to dick slap them
Ill give you a fucking schnoff plop tonight baby
by Peasant Please August 15, 2016
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Ball plop

When a male tee bags into a females loose asshole.
Temmy can I tee bag ur into ur loose asshole?

anna sure, what is that supposed to be called?
timmy it's called ball plop
by Hays of August 31, 2016
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Plop J's

I am going to put on my plop j's before I go to bed.
by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016
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Plop Twist

A Plop Twist is when you go to the toilet for a piss but get the sudden desire to take a shit.
Man 1: "Hey man, what took you so long? We were ready half an hour ago."

Man 2: "Sorry man, had a Plop Twist."
by Ramenboi April 2, 2020
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kabouter plop

Kabout plop is the most handsome belgium man in the world, he lives in a padestoel, with his friends and family.
also he will eat you alive
by BroknRobot April 19, 2020
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pelvic plop

The pelvic plop is a sexual act achieved by inserting the testicles into the vagina. The pelvic plop derives its name from the iconic sound created by the testicles being propelled out of the vagina by strong contractions of the muscles of the pelvic floor.

The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.

As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.

The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.

Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
We tried the pelvic plop yesterday, but we could not stop laughing. It was hilarious!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
by Roberto Rogers April 28, 2020
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plop monster

When you are trying to take a dump and pushing forever and then you are finally rewarded with the release of a pack of poops, then you have released a plop
monster
Ewww gross... it sounds like Tommy just released a plop monster in there!
by Goat-a-roat April 25, 2021
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